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简介：话说打虎英雄武松乃胆小莽夫一名，但每当酒醉后便真情流露，豪迈奔放，神勇无匹于景阳冈上，松醉后不单收服老虎，更令宋江、鲁智深等人拜服其神威之下.其兄武大郎与潘金莲貌似错配鸳鸯,实为雌雄大骗子,莲以自美貌勾引好色之徒,大郎佯作撞破奸情,勒索巨款,无往不利...

简介：童年的头球练习中，天赋异禀的少年野球十兵卫（坂口拓 饰）误杀了他的爸爸（ミッキー?カーチス 饰）。在此之后，发誓绝不再打球的十兵卫自甘沉沦，在17岁的大好年华之际成为了全国通缉的超级少年犯。最终他被警方逮捕，投入了充斥着诸多恶行少年的少管所——鸟龙矫正学院。冷酷变态的女院长三船统治着这里，给少年们最差的待遇和最难以下咽的饭菜。她花言巧语骗取了十兵卫的信任，后者同意带领进之助（星野真里 饰）等少年犯们参加暴力血腥的“全国非行甲子园”。他们首轮的对手是有一群杀人如麻、冷血残忍的女子组成的黑色大丽花队，而所谓的球场，俨然一处毫无希望的屠杀之地……　　本片为寿司台风企划中的一部。

简介： 影片主要讲述富二代李红岩在一夜之间落 魄街头，通过好心女孩安吉的帮助和自己的努力下重新找回自我，揪出了幕后黑手的故事。李红岩在父亲通过多年打拼创造出来的家业下过着虚无缥缈的生活，就在本以为 可以这样度过一生的时候，却在一夜之间沦落街头。 落魄的李红岩面临朋友的嘲讽，和爱人的离去最终选择跳楼自杀来逃避现实。

简介：Sam (Matthew Broderick) is the reasonable man in a crazy urban world, the man of thoughtfulness and refined taste in a landscape of Leroy Neiman paintings and beer commercials. The guy would sooner cook for an hour over a hot stove than say `supersize it.'　　By day he's a store clerk in an upscale gourmet eatery, and these scenes raise a smile, especially for anyone who's visited the actual chain in New York City -- the portrayal isn't far off from the reality. Our man is besieged by hoards of customers who want their imported French cheese cut to impossibly exact standards. His efforts to remain outwardly polite (while you know he'd like to take the cleaver to the relentless clientele) are pretty funny, and will warm the hearts of clerks everywhere. In general, Broderick is in good form and provides the movie with most of whatever lightness it possesses.　　Sciorra's lovelorn dental hygienist, Ellen, is fine enough, too, and her unknowing interaction with our cheese-slicing hero shows some hopeful chemistry, and you may begin to feel you want to see these two get together.　　One of the main competitors for our lady's affections, a stockbroker (Kevin Anderson), is played as caricature he's the beer swilling frat-boy whose idea of after-sex sensitivity is flipping on the football game. He's kind of funny at times, but the movie might be stronger if he was written or acted for us to like him more, instead of having us merely recognize him as the flat-out `wrong' guy in comparison to Broderick's sensitive man. Think of John Candy in Splash, taking a cigarette and beer can to the racquetball game; we know his lifestyle is not the one our hero should emulate, but we can't help but be charmed by the likeable goon. Whereas this character is merely a goon, and pretty unlikable all around.　　While it's a nice enough light movie for the first half, for me the story was somewhat derailed by its unbelievable (Hollywood) presentation of sex and adultery. (SPOILER AHEAD, skip to next paragraph.) When Ellen returns home after an evening's misadventures, she is naturally faced with the questioning husband (Michael Mantell). Quickly admitting her own indiscretion, she then immediately turns the situation around, demanding to know why the guy had gone ahead and bought a house without discussing it. Granted, it's a valid issue, and granted, many people use this countering maneuver in arguments. What's unbelievable is what happens next the guy starts responding to her question, addressing the house-issue in a quiet, thoughtful manner. WHOA. You'd be hard pressed to find a married person in the world who, when faced with hisher partner's totally unexpected adultery, would be ready to address anything so calmly. The guy would surely be bouncing off the walls, or else crushed into silence and tears - but see, then we might actually feel for the poor schnook, and we'd see Sciorra's character in a poor light. And since that particular audience reaction doesn't serve the romantic comedy, the story tries to sneak around it. You may start to feel that, like the husband, you're being taken.　　Further dissatisfaction is just around the corner in the ending. We realize this is where misunderstandings will get sorted out, and our couple will finally see a clear path to one another. We want the satisfaction of rooting for them. But it's marred by another unbelievable character reaction, followed by an abrupt conclusion that feels rushed and forced, too easy and unearned. You may feel as though the movie's cheating on you again...

简介：一个普通快递青年孤儿，阴差阳错被认作失落民间的首富之子，360度的转变，让他的生活和人际立马改变，但最后真相大白，快递小哥尝过人间冷暖，并获得爱情，亲情。

简介：阿宅（萧敬腾 饰）和他的室友抠男（大鹏 饰）是大学里的“铁血纯屌丝”，他们最大的梦想就是可以献身女神。抠男为了接近他的女神川美（谢娜 饰），假扮富二代，在川美身边神出鬼没，闹出很多笑话。而不善于表达的阿宅则通过“计算与奔跑”努力制造出一次次走廊偶遇，来与女神雅玲（江疏影 饰）搭话，但他这些伎俩总会被高冷的雅玲看穿，最后尴尬收场。　　一场建校以来最大的情侣PARTY举办在即，作为惯例，大家要成双入对出席，这一晚仍单身的人，他的名字就将会被刻在学校的“耻辱柱”上，成为笑柄。在这个危急存亡的关头，阿宅和抠男决定背水一战，化被动为主动，想尽方式求爱献身，于是，一场事关雄性动物尊严的“女神杯”大战降临……

简介：咸丰镇内有一"维加斯赌坊"，老千凌临陆常与三叔一起到赌坊串谋出千。这天，赌坊来了两个波斯人——铁达尼和哈木尔，他们分别拥有可令赌术大增的"武林圣火令"。二人逢赌必赢，令徐老板连赌坊也赔上，铁达尼接收了赌坊。然而哈木尔与铁达尼意见不合，哈木尔遂离开铁达尼。她知道凌临陆要为徐老板赢回赌坊而苦练赌术，决定倒戈帮他一把……

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一群建筑工人无意中唤醒被封印于地下的九命猫妖，当夜猫妖窜入范氏集团大厦，大开杀戒。茅山传人张大少（刘家良 饰）一族世代对抗猫妖，每五十年封印其一次，迄今历四百年，张大少继承最终封印猫妖的使命，但他因罹患癌症时日无多……张大少感知猫妖出世，遂展开追杀。范氏集团司机罗剑明（郑浩南 饰）当夜逃过一劫，为自保拜张大少为师。

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名声大噪的神枪手简（简·拉塞尔 Jane Russell 饰）被州长从监狱里秘密放出，作为获得赦免的条件，简接受了一项卧底任务。她要前往迪尔费尔德保找一个名叫吉姆的男人，与他假扮成夫妻，秘密接近非法倒卖军火的印第安人。可是，当简抵达了目的地后才发现，吉姆早已经暴露了身份，遭到了杀害，这也就意味着她的身份也曝光了，果不其然，简很快就遭到了敌人的追杀。在误打误撞之中，简跳上了牙医波特（鲍勃·霍普 Bob Hope 饰）的马车，不忍心看到漂亮的姑娘落难，波特决定向简伸出援手。最终，两人不仅躲过了追杀，逮捕了罪犯，还在此过程中碰撞出了爱情的火花。

简介：鲍里斯（伍迪·艾伦 Woody Allen 饰）成长于一个人丁兴旺的俄罗斯大家庭里，在诸多的兄弟之中，要数他的身板和胆识最为渺小。在鲍里斯的眼中，表姐索嘉（黛安·基顿 Diane Keaton 饰）一直都是缪斯般的存在。可是，索嘉宁愿嫁一个渔夫，也不愿选择鲍里斯。令鲍里斯深受打击的事情远远不止这一件，战争开始了，为了效忠国家，鲍里斯被迫拿起长枪走上了战场。　　一次偶然中，鲍里斯成为了战斗英雄，荣归故里的他几经波折，居然赢得了此时已成为寡妇的索嘉的芳心，两人组成了人人羡慕的幸福家庭。好景不长，战火再次袭来，拿破仑攻占了莫斯科，鲍里斯必须重回战场。无法忍受离别之苦的索嘉决定一劳永逸——刺杀拿破仑。于是，一对傻头傻脑的夫妻带上他们的猎枪，就这样出发了……

简介：魁北克的一对夫妇在一个沉迷于成功和社交媒体形象的社会中应对养育孩子的陷阱、压力和高期望。

简介：该片以5.12大地震为背景，叙述地震后从汶川随救援队来到成都临时安置中心的小女孩轩轩，在成都丢失了爸爸送给他的心爱毛绒玩具——酷巴熊。此时爸爸妈妈都还没有生还的消息。轩轩把所有的情感和希望寄托到了爸爸送的礼物——酷巴熊上。轩轩通过自己的努力和坚持克服了种种困难，在得到政府、社会、媒体和众多好心人的帮助下找回酷巴熊的感人故事。　　影片全部镜头均取自成都，众多来自灾区的群众将本色参演。影片主角由可爱的小演员任婉涵饰演，她曾与周华健、午马、莫文蔚等港台一线明星同台合作，目前正在实地体验生活。影片另以主角则是动漫形象“酷巴熊”，该形象是一只胖嘟嘟、憨态可爱的3D大熊猫造型，但他拥有河马一样宽大的脸庞以及奶牛似地花斑，在目前所有的卡通大熊猫世界里完全是个另类。更新颖的是，片中这个小家伙将会表演中国功夫及众多巴蜀绝技，如变脸、吐火、顶碗等川剧绝活。